NY Daily News gave us their insight into the finale of Newport Harbor ….”NEWPORT HARBOR” (MTV) The season finale already? But we were just settling back in with the Newport gang. Sigh. At least they went out with a bang. Or so I was hoping. When Chrissy told Clay she had a “surprise” for him, I was thinking she was finally going to give “it” up to Clay (remember, last season Chrissy told him she was a virgin and he was totally cool with it). But maybe they’ve, like, already done it? Because she just gave him a USC sweatshirt ’cause she’s transferring schools to be closer to home - and to him, so they can work on their relationship (lame). Oh, she also strung Christmas lights on his boat (lamer).

NOW THAT’S GOOD TV: There’s nothing more exciting than watching a non-conversation. When Chrissy pulled Clay aside at Allie’s party to talk, it went like this: “I, uh, so, I mean … whatever. I don’t, uh, I mean, what?”